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Jim: The Glue in the Medical Advice

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 Good morning. This is the first in a very long series of advice to the Australian public from the famous Jim Glu. For reasons of protecting Jim's privacy (he doesn't do house calls and only gives advice if he loves you and he is dining with you at a restaurant) we are not divulging his full name - but you know who he is. Today's advice: (verbatim) From the Oracle: THE HEALTH ADVICE "I don't know what that 'kn Andrews was up to - at last he's woken up. Let the poor bastards go. You can't keep them locked up forever" .  [overheard at the Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania, Wednesday last, to an audience of 6 enjoying Tasmanian fresh scallops, the chicken schnitzel, and a good steak]. COMMENTARY So, distilling this pithy comment to its intense essence, Jim has long been of the view that the Premier of Victoria (Jim's home state) is a tool of external forces, a semi-sub moron, and thus picked by the Unionists so that they can manipulate him. The current